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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/19/2016 at 19:46 • Filed to: caption

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Oppo, what, exactly, is transpiring in this photo?

Photo by Genevieve Naylor

interstate366, now In The Industry > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:51

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The classic story of the husband insisting he isn't lost, and the wife showing otherwise.

Slant6 > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:52

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“You’ve really fucking done it this time Gary. I can’t even ask someone for directions. Just a giant white void. My mother told me you’d do this, drive me out of the universe.”

LongbowMkII > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:52

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Honey, if you miss another exit I will fucking end you.

K?

Die-Trying > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:56

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“why yes miss, ill take you there, cash grass or........”

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:57

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“Honey, you missed the turn and we are heading towards a cliff.”

“I know that. I just need a new wife who can make a good sandwich, not like one from a half dead gas station in the middle of Arkansas.

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 19:59

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Turn. Right. In. Five. Point. Eight. Miles.

Honey, why are you talking like that?

crowmolly > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:01

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Have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:05

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“Please stop searching for that flying wedge UFO on wheels you claim to have seen by the Twin Pines Ranch. It doesn’t exist and stop reading those comics books and head back to Hill Valley.”

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:14

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“Honey, THERE ARE NO GODAMN POKEMON ON THE MAP!”

or

“Here is where we will have sex, and here is where i will dump your body!”

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:15

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For the last time, Albert, I said LEFT!! LEFT, DUMBASS!!

ttyymmnn > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:18

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No, dear, I said “Finger Lakes .”

XJDano > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 20:52

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The glare from your bald head is blinding me. THAT is why I'm keeping my sunglasses on.

Agrajag > ttyymmnn 07/19/2016 at 22:13

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“No, Rainier. Monaco is back thataway.”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 07/20/2016 at 00:02

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It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 07/20/2016 at 00:04

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“its another 2 hours with no stops....fine”

ttyymmnn > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/20/2016 at 00:43

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You win.

WiscoProud > ttyymmnn 07/20/2016 at 11:39

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“(calmly) Bill. I told you to turn at that last exit. Now we’re on our way to FUCKING GLENDALE. GOD DAMMIT."

CaptDale - is secretly British > ttyymmnn 07/20/2016 at 14:22

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“Look honey I brought a map so that way you don’t have to pretend like we aren’t lost cause your ego is too big and your penis too small to ask another soul for directions”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/21/2016 at 14:15

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Turn around ask directions before I cut your balls off. Honey .

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/21/2016 at 14:16

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I’m not sure if that’s a smile or clenched teeth.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/21/2016 at 14:19

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A clenched smile. The inside of the car looks like a herse.